Welcome to JuBoom's Ballroom
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Where the PARTY never stops!!!!!!!!


Party '97
back row: Maid Marian, rhood, JuBoom, mykey, Dallas40, Sunshine1, Lola3, Pegster, worm
front row: boomer1, Windsong, Will3, WeeWee, zephyr
Back: Maid Marion, Rhood, mykey, Dallas40, Sunshine1, Lola3, Pegster, worm; Front; boomer1, Windsong, Will3, wee-wee, and zephyr.

2 party animals, Will and Lola                          CRSY couldn't make it in Person,
                                                                       but she was there in Spirit! 

Will, Lola…..look what y'all started!!!!!!!!!!!

                      Lola3                                              BOOK-ENDS                    Dallas40

Party '98
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back row: Vader,WeeWee,Cowbelle,missmini,Waves,jamf,Joa,Lilmama,Hydro,JuBoom
front: Lainey,mykey,Sunny1,Kammy,worm,Pegster,b&c_garza,Lola3,boomer1
( Will3 and dropdawg are photographing and who knows where Nique1K and Downey were )
Party '99
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click on the group for more PARTY'99 pics 

Jubooms-Chat Party


click on the Group pic to go to Will & Lola's Page
to see some super shots of the 2000 Party! 

Jubooms-Chat Party

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back of Worm's head, judyjano, boomer1, Lola3           Dinner at the local Steakhouse before                    judyjano, juboom, Justin, and Will3
just sittin' around gabbin'                                                heading to the American Pie to Party!                     getting a head start at "The Pie"


When is your Birthday? - take a look at YOUR day in History

                                    ..on the subject of age, click on George's pic to see his view

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                                                    George Carlin's view on aging                                                    

Do you realize that  the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're  kids?

If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a  half!"

You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old  are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!"  You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be  16!

And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21. . . YESSSS!!!

But  then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?  Makes you sound like bad milk.  He TURNED, we had to throw him out.  There's no fun now, you're just a  sour-dumpling. What's wrong?  What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30,  then you're PUSHING 40.

Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.  Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone.

But  wait!!! You MAKE it to 60.  You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50, and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!  After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch;          you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there.  Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92."

Then a  strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid  again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a  half!!


1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This  includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,  gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle  mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long  and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure,  grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our  entire life, is ourselves.  Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.  Your home is  your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good,  preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is  beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.  Take a  trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.


Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

More George ???

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
no woman around to hear him .... is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?

11. Is there another word for synonym?

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

23. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

25. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

26. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

27. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

28. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

29. How is it possible to have a civil war?

31. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

32. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

33. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

34. *deleted*

35. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

36. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

37. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

38. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

39. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

40. *deleted*

"Questions that need answers"

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.


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